5 Creative New Ways to Use GRIFTED's Dolls

Hi there GRIFTED fans!... if you're like most people and the only use you have for our dolls is to keep you warm at night, here are 5 creative new ways to use GRIFTED's dolls:

1. Practical Joke: Buy about 20 large Peking Guy dolls and position them in your bathroom after everyone's gone to bed. Then all you have to do is wait for the blood curdling scream you'll hear when your flatmates or loved ones get up in the middle of the night to use the toilet!
2. Oven Mitts: Ok, so this applies to the puppets and not dolls, but they do make excellent oven mitts! The Peking Guy/Grrrl Puppet set makes the perfect wedding gift if you ask me.
3. Chess Partner: The Confucius doll is a master chess player, given his wisdom and all. Like all great chess players, be aware that he might take a veeeeerry long time deciding his next move, just be patient... really...
   
4. Bicycle Seat Cushion: The Mao doll is the perfect size and shape to fasten to the passenger seat on the back of your bicycle as extra padding. If your friends feel strange about having Mao under their ass, you can pick someone a little more comfortable, maybe the Shanghai Girl? 
5. Stress Control: Keep a pocket full of small dolls and the next time someone annoys or angers you, hurl a doll at them as hard as you can. You'll feel a hell of a lot better! I suggest the Monkey King, just because it would look funny, but a socialist doll would do the trick! Try it...
   

I hope this is useful. If you have any other suggestions for creative ways of using GRIFTED dolls, please share them with us!